YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. using only 3 words, what would you say to me?

(Source: speed-girl)

kagamine-kun:

“Well for anything really. It doesn’t have to be a remote, just anything in general. Food, magazine, whatever you can think of.” he shrugged and walked out of the kitchen and over to the couch. 

Plopping down onto the couch, he gave a small sigh and stared up at the ceiling. “The cookies should be done in a bout half an hour or so, just don’t eat them too fast okay? You might end up getting a stomachache or get a sugar rush.”

“Well, it would just be easier to create it instead of moving them nearer. But then again, you do not know that much about magic, so you wouldn’t know this stuff”

Tullia followed Len into the other room and started walking around, searching for danger. Once again, she did not find anything and carefully sat down on the edge of the couch cushion next to Len.

“I won’t eat them too fast or get a stomachache! Anyways, what should we do now, while they are baking?”

"I'm bored, I'm gonna research some of my favorite cartoons real quick"

Regular Show: oh, we're actually about a few guys who got bored at work and did some LSD
Adventure Time: this show actually takes place in a post apocoliptic era, and Finn is the only human left.
Me: oh...well....I guess th-
Rugrats: Oh and all of the babies are actually dead. They're a figment of Angelica's imagination. Chuckie died with his mom, Phil and Lil are a stillborn, and Tommy is dead and that's why Stu's inventions for his dead child don't work.
Timmy Turner: actually my fairies don't exist either. My parents ignore me and Vicky beats me so I pretend my goldfish are magic to get away from it all.
Spongebob: each on of us is based off of the 7 deadly sins
Me: right......in the chilhood....

“Fuck: Yuuma,

Marry: Kaito,

and Get drunk with: Len!”

((Lol))

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH' IN YOUR ASK.

kagamine-kun:

He let out a laugh and shook his head. “No no, I just meant I can imagine you doing it. Like you’d be on the couch or something, and you’d use telekinesis to get the remote or something like that. I didn’t see you move anything.”

“Oh? Are you sure about that now?”

‘Oh…Whoops!’ Tullia blushed slightly, embarrassed at her mistake.She slightly shifted her position, and started to play with the hem of her blouse’s sleeve.

“Like for a television? I don’t own a television. But it’s not like I cannot afford one; I just don’t really need one for anything…”Tullia sighed. “I am not a lazy mage! It is just a waste of magical energy and stamina to use it ridiculous tasks!”

kagamine-kun:

He stuck his tongue out at her when he winked at him and chuckled. Putting the towel back into place, he crossed his arms and let out a small sigh.

“And you’re saying you’re not a lazy mage? Are you sure about that now? ‘Cause I can see you using telekinesis to get something that’s only a couple inches away from you.”

She giggled and also stuck out her tongue. ‘Hmm? I moved something?’  Tullia glanced around, searching for what she supposedly moved. Coming up with nothing, she decided to ask him.

“Moved what? I do not remember moving anything!Also, I am not a lazy mage!~”

What Color Is Your Rainbow?

starspangledbellbottoms:

My Results: Your rainbow is intensely shaded red, white, and violet.

What is says about you: You are a contemplative person. You appreciate energetic people. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you’ve mastered it.

“Your rainbow is shaded green.

What is says about you: You are an intelligent person. You feel strong ties to nature and your mood changes with its cycles. Those around you admire your fresh outlook and vitality.”

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

kagamine-kun:

His eyes followed her as she moved around in his kitchen and he chuckled. What’s she doing? Shaking it off, he continued to place the cookie dough on the tray. Once he finished, he took the tray and put it in the oven and turned it on. He went over to the sink and began to wash his hands. Drying his hands, he rose a brow at Tullia as she began to stare at him again.

“That sounds good. It’d be bad if you always used magic for things that you could do easily on your own.”

Tullia hummed a soft-and-sweet melody while Len moved around the kitchen. She smiled and winked at Len as he rose a brow.

“Like picking up something that is right next to you with telekinesis. You could just simply move and get it. Only lazy mages do that! And I am no lazy mage!~”

quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
any blog really: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing

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